Hi! It’s Katie. 

First, let’s address the elephant in the room: you’ve probably heard hundreds of rumors about me by now. Maybe you listened to that podcast.

Don’t believe a word of it. It’s all circumstantial.

Here are the real facts: 

I am from Alabama, but I only have an accent if I’m kissing your ass. 

I have OCD, but not the kind that makes you super clean.

I worked in the entertainment industry for 8 years before deciding to make my favorite part of that job (the copywriting) into the only part of my job. 

This website theme is a little misleading. As a millennial white woman, true crime is a part of my culture—but I really only like it a very normal amount.

When I’m not writing ads, I’m:

• Reading beautiful prose about unlikeable people

• Buying another lamp on Facebook marketplace

• Conducting ruthless audits of my friends’ dating profiles

• Competing with my dad for the top spot in my niece’s fickle heart

Invite me to your wedding, and I will dance the night away. That’s a threat. 

Ask me to write you some copy, and I’ll throw in some dancing for free. That’s also a threat!